I've never had a one-night stand with anybody over the course of a whole weekend. I've also never had a one-night stand while standing the whole time.

“Broke is a relative term, like sister, cousin, or Uncle Sam.
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“A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss…”

“I would like an extra tight vagina, in a to-go box please. Can I get it with ex…”

“Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen.…”