I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not without lots of lubrication.

“I’m an anti model. I’m not posing, I’m imposing.”

“The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep shooting up.”

“Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.”

“A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What …”