John Wilkinson invented the horizontal boring machine, and what a boring machine it was! In fact, it’s so boring that I think I’ll go to sleep now.

“No matter how hard I try, I can’t grow facial hair on my chest.”

“It has always been a fantasy of mine to drive a bulldozer. If I had a bulldozer…”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”