Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall. Well, he would stand that tall if he weren’t in a wheelchair. So he’s a cripple and a midget, but he still whooped my ass last Tuesday. Bastard.

“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall…”

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”

“I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. …”

“I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.”