Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Closing your eyes in that situation could be dangerous.

“Cats have the curiosity of a genius, while dogs have the intellect of a sack of…”

“What I like most about reading is I can read in minutes what it took the author…”

“People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.”

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”