Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.

“Long strands of drool stretched from between his fangs and dripped on the pavem…”

“I see. Is Jim with you now?” “Yes, he is. We’re having rough sex. You’re interr…”

“Marriage was a trap. The moment the man said the word “I do” at the altar, he s…”

“You enjoyed it. It made you feel alive. You were looking kind of green." You ba…”