Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instead, they’ll merge their entire names together to come up with Natural Disaster 1 and 2, respectively.

“I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few loc…”

“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog …”

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a j…”

“I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especial…”