Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight.

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored…”

“Can you drop me off at work? Just pull up to the front and pop the trunk and I’…”

“I’m older today than yesterday, and therefore I must be more mature.”

“A brick could be used to show support for your favorite team. They want to crus…”