Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

“The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.”

“Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I co…”

“Waitress: "And to drink?"Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no …”

“Du hast ja keine Ahnung, was du getan hast. Die beiden Welten auf diese Weise z…”