Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up fingers forming a fist and flying at a face. Violence is never the answer—unless the question is: What the fuck are you going to do about it?

“I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been…”

“I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. L…”

“I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotio…”

“If you ask me a multiple part question, and half my answers are yes and half ar…”