Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in the sky?


“Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.”

“I want to type one of my books into a free online translation website, and conv…”

“The government should either force the population to get healthy, or tax them f…”

“But they soon found out that Robert just wasn’t personable, which isn’t surpris…”