Last night I read two books back to back. Tonight I’ll probably read both of those books’ front covers.

“Feathers blowing in the wind is no more a bird than a pile of crumpled up recei…”

“If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?”

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you ar…”

“Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For e…”