Last night I slept like a baby. In a crib.

“More than normal. Mornal. Or is it Mormal?”

“A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate th…”

“My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it c…”

“When I told investors I was going to invent a self-love machine, they told me t…”