Last week I was very ill. I'm finally starting to feel like myself again. Which is great, because before I felt like Napoleon. And let me tell you, my clothes were much too large.

“Love is two smiles shared between two people. Or two smiles and a smirk, shared…”

“Why do old people drive slow? They have the least amount of time left on earth,…”

“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”

“The Italians say “Chow.” To them it means “Bye,” but to me it means food. Of th…”