Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire.

“I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’l…”

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”

“If I were to open a corner store, I’d call it 90 Degrees.”

“I know the secret number of the universe. It’s one, for the individual in searc…”