Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”

“Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep c…”

“Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.”

“Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those peopl…”