Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”

“I’d rather make love to a robot than a politician, because it’d be more persona…”