Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.

“Charlotte, dressed in a very short-skirted policewoman's outfit, was leading a …”

“It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himsel…”

“Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!”

“when something happens to me - good, bad, boring it doesn't matter - I have to …”