Leo,” Jason said, “you’re weird.”
“Yeah, you tell me that a lot.” Leo grinned. “But if you don’t remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes...!

“He smiled down at the baby, and kissed him on the head. "I give you my blessing…”

“She whirled when the monster was almost on top of her. I thought the thing in h…”

“I'm fine!" Percy yelled out as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody …”

“BAD COW!”