Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.


“You could get 50% wrong and you’d still get 50% right. That’s nearly half!”

“It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, e…”

“I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, bec…”

“Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.”