Liar, liar pants on fire.

“Please, honey," he whispered, "make tacos. Eat 'em. Watch television. Do whatev…”

“She stared into his eyes and announced, “A good-bye kiss.”It was at that Raid s…”

“My husband was clearly not only scary but also a dick.”

“He leaned deeper toward me and said softly, "I'm gonna tell you what I make of …”