Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone. Auteur: Doug Stanhope Copy Quote More from Doug Stanhope “Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucke…” “Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked…” “Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.” “f you're gonna have a pro-drug argument, start the argument where it starts: I …”