Life is not a wish granting factory.

“And for those two minutes we just stared at each other, and I watched the blue …”

“and then she said, 'Let's play Truth or Dare' and then you fucked her.""Wait, y…”

“Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.”

“I’m on a side of a road somewhere, stuck in the middle of a very deep hole, wit…”