Life seems so am/pm. But really it’s not as balanced as all that.

“My blender has a more powerful engine than my car, but my car doesn’t make smoo…”

“A brick could have been used as a father figure in place of my dad when I was g…”

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “B…”

“Good thing my mother-in-law isn’t pizza shaped, because then I’d have to cut he…”