Like a river, I’m going to meander through the party. Will you be my canoe?


“A brick could be put on the end of a scale, to determine if the other end of th…”

“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosper…”

“A picture is worth a thousand words, but is 400% less valuable, because a pictu…”

“How do you seduce a whole continent? One person at a time.”