Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”

“I want to move to a ghost town and try to sell the population bodies to dwell i…”

“A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until deat…”

“It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hell…”