Like the Grand Canyon, I care deeply. Hop on a donkey and you’ll see how deeply I love you!

“I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, peop…”

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right bef…”

“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on s…”

“I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else …”