Love can’t spread its wings and fly, because love is an ostrich. But it can sure run fast!

“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or t…”

“Nearly all of the men I admire are dead, because admiration is fueled by myster…”

“When I was 18 I got bitten by a snake, and since then I have refused to vote fo…”

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normal…”