Love doesn’t just have arms to embrace you; it also has arms that attach to the hands that slowly strangle you.

“I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in…”

“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”

“If green is envy and blue is depression, then I’m feeling quite turquoise right…”

“Fighting and dancing are kind of related. Especially if you dance with another …”