Love happens to some people, sometimes. Other times other stuff happens to other people. I’m a person like those people.

“I wrote something for my local newspaper, but nobody read it because it got bur…”

“Don’t be selfish and keep your thoughts locked in the cage called your skull. F…”

“I like sauce in my cereal. But not just any sauce, it has to be a cream sauce, …”

“A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over an…”