Love has already put on its pants by the time you realize your diaper needs to be changed.

“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”

“If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles.…”

“I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a…”

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work …”