Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.

“I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.”

“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impre…”

“I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't ima…”

“I inherited my independence from my parents.”