Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

“I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up…”

“If you are who you associate with, then I am my own clone.”

“Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feel…”