Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offering meatloaf.

“I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teac…”

“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”

“A brick is like fruitcake. You don’t want to use it up all at once, and in fact…”