Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart.

“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with shar…”

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read i…”

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustac…”