Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want to be better than yourself.

“All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simp…”

“Politicians are people with easy answers for hard problems.”

“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was th…”

“If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tire…”