Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.

“We, Brandy and Alfa and me, we've been speaking English as a second language so…”

“At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.”

“As if any one of those peo­ple isn’t al­ready look­ing around for a new gu­ru t…”

“Evie says, “It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.”I write:i …”