Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. Auteur: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “We, Brandy and Alfa and me, we've been speaking English as a second language so…” “At first, the new owner pretends he never looked at the living room floor.” “As if any one of those people isn’t already looking around for a new guru t…” “Evie says, “It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.”I write:i …”