Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my hand.

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talkin…”

“If there are #coffee stains on my @Harvard application, it’s because I was up a…”

“A brick could be used to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. Do…”

“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”