Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.

“I told her “Have a good weekend.” Then I thought, “Idiot. It’s Sunday night.”

“I was born a master of the universe in Manhattan. Not Manhattan, New York City,…”

“A brick could be used as a blanket, if you’re a roach or politician. Warmth can…”

“You are going to lose your home, your spouse, your life, and all at once, when …”