Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic.

“When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiff…”

“A sand trap is like a politician in its duality. It represents two opposing vie…”

“A blanket could be used to smother a fire—but not the fire that burns in my hea…”

“I want to have negative three kids. Or three negative kids.”