Love is like a unicorn with a rainbow for a horn. What I mean is it’s rare, and you’re lucky if you see it once, or at the most twice, in a given week.


“Give people a little, and they’ll want a lot. Give them a lot, and they’ll only…”

“I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar i…”

“I respect a man not for the clothes he wears, but for the clothes he doesn’t we…”