Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground.

“When I fake smile the corners of my mouth twitch from tiredness, then nervousne…”

“Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.”

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“Sharpies aren’t all that sharp. Not a great stabbing weapon.”