Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights.

“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the b…”

“Water is nearly invisible. So is my love. Drink it in, but don’t choke on it.”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I h…”

“I don’t want to see a group of people get killed. Particularly if those people …”