Love is more powerful than any gun. Still, I’d recommend wearing a bulletproof vest.

“Her name is Coy. She’s shy, and I found her in my pond.”

“I’ve learned to not let rejection bother me. How can it bother me, when all the…”

“I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.”

“If you had a clone, I wouldn’t care which one of you two I dated. It’d be the s…”