Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person.

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well,…”

“I take my investment advice from my dentist, because he’s just as likely to los…”

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”

“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look mo…”