Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Some men might buy their wives stoves for their birthdays. But I’m not that sex…” “Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.” “With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.” “The girl of my dreams got married to someone else. But that’s OK. I don’t need …”