Love is two smiles shared between two people. Or two smiles and a smirk, shared between one couple and a jerk. Or maybe three smiles and a frown, shared between two parents, their child, and a clown.

“A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an ep…”

“Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular R…”

“A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to opera…”

“Garbage truck beepers belong in a symphony. Or would that really put the phony …”