Love is yesterday’s tomorrow, minus the frozen musical notes, soggy teabags, and political opposition from your own embryonic offspring.

“I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.”

“A blanket could be used to rob a bank. Guns are so Bonnie and Clyde, but a blan…”

“I don’t get offended when you talk about the Japanese. Not because I’m not one,…”

“I planted a tree. You’d think my neighbors would be happy for the shade it woul…”