Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Yesterday at 3:33 pm I spoke to the Prime Minister of Orafouraville about your recent skin condition, and he said he’d send over his best cartographer to map the growing infection).

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”

“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed …”

“There are exactly thirteen letters in my name, and there are also thirteen lett…”

“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That wa…”