Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush.

“I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosper…”

“The locked door in my house is just a diversion. The real valuable items are ou…”

“A brown blanket could be used in place of chocolate frosting on a cake, and sin…”

“I slept so long last night that when I woke up I discovered a city had sprung u…”